Sales, rants & all things 2015

“Targets are like Orgasms. You’ll know when it happens. Asking ‘Hua kya, Hoga kya’ does jack-shit. You’ll be asked to plan better. But Planning is like foreplay. Half of India doesn’t know how to do it & even if done properly, a lot of factors can screw things up for you. Waise bhi, ye territory hi kharab hai saala. Yahan…

Sales Sales Baby!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. For higher studies (not funny? OK. Let me try again) Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. For a CV point. “Successfully implemented an On-Foot Road crossing mechanism identifying a headroom of <whatever currency chicken’s deal with>” (No? OK. Final attempt.) Q. Why did…

50% MBA?!?!

NOTE: The following rumblings are purely unstructured and mostly incomprehensible. Read at your own risk! NOTE (This time in BOLD): This is a work of fiction (BOLD+ITALICS to emphasize the importance)!!! It’s almost been a year since I last updated my blog. An unwritten, yet binding code prevents MBA students from accepting the fact that…

The pre B-School Facebook Group :P

Five more days before I officially join the MBA bandwagon. I’ll be doing what almost 62.4% of all engineering students dream of doing. Out of these, almost 81.45% manage to get a PG degree (one form or the other) while the other 18.55% either wallow in self-doubt, enter a state of maniacal depression hearing stories…