Metallica Cancelled :D

Katta कट्टा or Katt कट्ट is a modern Hindi colloquial word used as an adjective to describe an event that is either wrong or undesired to a person(s). It can be used as “tera toh katta hogaya” or “mera toh katta hogaya, dad got to know about the marks.” Or it can be used in…

Why I would rather be a Zombie!

Ever since I can remember, I have been deeply intrigued by the Zombie flicks. How I wish that the world gets plagued by a virus or God’s wrath turning us all (well not all, even Zombies need to eat) into flesh hungry brain eating Zombies. Every time I watch a Zombie themed movie, a small…

Articles that might get you fired (or not!)

NOTE: This controversial article was written by me as an event update on the company intranet. It includes a series of offensive jokes on almost all my bosses and seniors. Despite my initial apprehensions, it turned out to be a huge hit. So check it out. i-Race Have you ever tried to do a few…

The Evolution of a Graduate

NOTE: This is something I wrote for the graduate newsletter at my company(yes, finally after months of keeping the 15 odd readers of the blog waiting, I am back again!). It was accused of being too casual, but then again, this is how I write. Read along 🙂 Once upon a time not so long ago,…

My New Home

I know its been ages since I updated my blog. Now, I could give you lame excuses about being busy and shit. Yes, I have technically started working with dh and am employed. But the truth is, all we have been doing for the past 2 weeks is having truck loads of food at the…

College Comics

1. Don’t you dare take credit for my work 😛 2. 4 ol z Orkut Fraandz! 3. If you love Atif Aslam…God doesn’t love you! 4. DIE Bitcha DIE   NOTE: The idea for these comics came after I saw this http://www.sadanduseless.com/ Disclaimer: All images are low-resolution, used only for purposes of demonstration and for no monetary gain. Copyright of…

The Audacity of Social Protocols

Of all the things I hate about myself, the inability to carry forward a casual conversation bugs me the most. I have lost count of the number of times I have been in a socially awkward situation because of this. Now, I am not talking about special occasions (like family functions) where you have to…

Egg-Jams Part 2

Roses are red violets are blue I thought Atulya was studying and so did you got the photostats and believed we’ll sail through smoked lots of cigarettes and huffed some glue played poker and then slept with the crew got up to realize there was nothing that we knew copied your entire paper and f**king I failed…

Textual Harassment!

I interrupt the Part #1 post’s to bring something important to your notice. I am royally pissed off while doing this, particularly because of the fact that the #1 posts were gaining popularity. As you all know by now, I am the master of cheap publicity stunts. I am the self proclaimed Rakhi Sawant of…