Sales Sales Baby!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. For higher studies (not funny? OK. Let me try again) Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. For a CV point. “Successfully implemented an On-Foot Road crossing mechanism identifying a headroom of <whatever currency chicken’s deal with>” (No? OK. Final attempt.) Q. Why did…

MUMBAI, MBA: Prologue

Let me begin this post with a confession. I, like many, am only writing this because I’m happy with my current ROT metric. ROT? Well, Return on Testimonial ratio (for the uninitiated, this is a reference to our yearbook). My world famous in Patna uncle once said, “With great powers, comes greater responsibilities to misuse…

50% MBA?!?!

NOTE: The following rumblings are purely unstructured and mostly incomprehensible. Read at your own risk! NOTE (This time in BOLD): This is a work of fiction (BOLD+ITALICS to emphasize the importance)!!! It’s almost been a year since I last updated my blog. An unwritten, yet binding code prevents MBA students from accepting the fact that…

The pre B-School Facebook Group :P

Five more days before I officially join the MBA bandwagon. I’ll be doing what almost 62.4% of all engineering students dream of doing. Out of these, almost 81.45% manage to get a PG degree (one form or the other) while the other 18.55% either wallow in self-doubt, enter a state of maniacal depression hearing stories…

Key Nuggets

I had an awesome last-b’day-in-delhi-before-I-leave-this-place-for-good celebration a few days back. It was also the day that I set an all time best personal record for talking to someone on phone (socially awkward being that I am, this was no less of an achievement for the one on the other side. Three bloody hours! Kudos to…

Why I would rather be a Zombie!

Ever since I can remember, I have been deeply intrigued by the Zombie flicks. How I wish that the world gets plagued by a virus or God’s wrath turning us all (well not all, even Zombies need to eat) into flesh hungry brain eating Zombies. Every time I watch a Zombie themed movie, a small…

Articles that might get you fired (or not!)

NOTE: This controversial article was written by me as an event update on the company intranet. It includes a series of offensive jokes on almost all my bosses and seniors. Despite my initial apprehensions, it turned out to be a huge hit. So check it out. i-Race Have you ever tried to do a few…

My New Home

I know its been ages since I updated my blog. Now, I could give you lame excuses about being busy and shit. Yes, I have technically started working with dh and am employed. But the truth is, all we have been doing for the past 2 weeks is having truck loads of food at the…

Egg-Jams Part 2

Roses are red violets are blue I thought Atulya was studying and so did you got the photostats and believed we’ll sail through smoked lots of cigarettes and huffed some glue played poker and then slept with the crew got up to realize there was nothing that we knew copied your entire paper and f**king I failed…

Unprotected Text

Ladies and Germs, I was a little busy travelling (through time :D) and a genius moment struck me again. I realised that even though I don’t really care what people say or write about me, there are a few things that you all must avoid. Today I plan to list down a subset of things that you should never…

Some Suit Somewhere Is Made For You

    Legend tells of a legendary tale, written in the holy book ‘Lord of the boRings’. There once was a war between good and evil. The evil side was lead by a diabolical ruler named SUIT while his awesome opponents (some call them the fathers of all that is good and pure) were the kingdoms…