Sales, rants & all things 2015

“Targets are like Orgasms. You’ll know when it happens. Asking ‘Hua kya, Hoga kya’ does jack-shit. You’ll be asked to plan better. But Planning is like foreplay. Half of India doesn’t know how to do it & even if done properly, a lot of factors can screw things up for you. Waise bhi, ye territory hi kharab hai saala. Yahan…

Twitter, Because Facebook is too Mainstream

NOTE: <Customary whoring> Follow me on Twitter @kumaratulya. See a Follow button? Press it till it turns blue! <End of Customary whoring> An empty mind is a devil’s watering hole. (Rough Translation: Khali dimaag bhai jaan, shaitaan ke bakchodi ki dukaan.) My joining is not until July and I am stuck in the Home-Mode, or…

The Good Bye E-mail…

This is the last e-mail that I wrote before leaving dunnhumby. I don’t really know what made me stumble across this again, but I found it worth going on the blog. For old times sake… Hi All, Let me begin this mail with a (not so) fun fact. Did you know today is my last…

50% MBA?!?!

NOTE: The following rumblings are purely unstructured and mostly incomprehensible. Read at your own risk! NOTE (This time in BOLD): This is a work of fiction (BOLD+ITALICS to emphasize the importance)!!! It’s almost been a year since I last updated my blog. An unwritten, yet binding code prevents MBA students from accepting the fact that…

Segmenting a Bar Crowd :D

Think outside the box they said… Open up your horizons they said… So I did just that and this is what I came up with 😉 The handwriting is a bit fuzzy as i am not used to writing on white boards. But, for the benefit of the 5 odd readers of my blog, here…

Grief and a glass of water

PS- This is a completely personal point of view (though I am sure you guys would agree :D) PPS- Share/RT the comics if you like them (yeah yeah, I know I am the Rakhi Sawant of blogosphere. But, a little whoring never hurt anybody :P)  

Metallica Cancelled :D

Katta कट्टा or Katt कट्ट is a modern Hindi colloquial word used as an adjective to describe an event that is either wrong or undesired to a person(s). It can be used as “tera toh katta hogaya” or “mera toh katta hogaya, dad got to know about the marks.” Or it can be used in…

The Evolution of a Graduate

NOTE: This is something I wrote for the graduate newsletter at my company(yes, finally after months of keeping the 15 odd readers of the blog waiting, I am back again!). It was accused of being too casual, but then again, this is how I write. Read along 🙂 Once upon a time not so long ago,…

College Comics

1. Don’t you dare take credit for my work 😛 2. 4 ol z Orkut Fraandz! 3. If you love Atif Aslam…God doesn’t love you! 4. DIE Bitcha DIE   NOTE: The idea for these comics came after I saw this http://www.sadanduseless.com/ Disclaimer: All images are low-resolution, used only for purposes of demonstration and for no monetary gain. Copyright of…