Let’s begin the post with a fun fact. Did you know that the No. 1 cause of death for students residing in hostels at engineering colleges is Mosquito Bites? Of course, other No. 1’s to this list include ‘Professoral Torture’, ‘Lathi Charge’ and ‘Sexual Depravation’. Yesterday, I posted a status message on facebook sharing my plight at being mercilessly hunted down by these blood sucking predators. Going by the Facebook ‘in-thingy’ of I-Like-Whatever-I -See, six buggers ‘liked’ it (I hate you guys :P).
Anyhow, researches have shown that mosquitoes are infact the third most intelligent form of life on earth (preceded only by mice and dolphins; humans are ranked seventh). Following the results of this path-breaking research, the Vice Chance -pe -Dancellor of DTU has unleashed upon the denizens of the hostels a breed of genetically advanced and potentially dangerous mosquitoes (codenamed: ‘KKMTKPJ’ or Kutte kamine main tera khoon pee jaunga) to prevent them from protesting.
Prof. Edward Queer Cullen, who lead this attack said that these blood thirsty SOBs are impervious to any insect repellent known to man. These repellents just give them a high. These Mosquitoes, KKMTKPJ 1.0 are armed with the weapon of confusion and have been extensively trained to conduct planned assaults. They attack you when you are most vulnerable (eg. while excusing your body from the unnecessary fluids or solid or semi solids (plasma in some cases)). A group of just 5 mosquitoes can render you haplessly itching and hopelessly looking for help.
I remember the days (4 months back) when i could kill a mosquito by bashing my eyelids, clicking a chopstick or (the easiest) just farting. I do not know if this is my mid life crisis or advances in science that have rendered me helpless. I am scared, terrified, petrified (WARNING-vocab limit reached!) etc etc. Right now I can see them hovering above my head, studying my every move and planning another organised strike. Pray for me!
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